Fish In The Muck

fish wrote a blog complaining about what a loser he is. Dude, you're far from a loser. You just are in a rut.

This clown is fucking set. Nice retirement setup from previous employer, good job after doing what I'd KILL to do: go on work hiatus living off the fruits of equity for like 5 months. Owns a fucking BLIMPIE store and is set to close on a fucking amazing condo in like 2 months!? All he needs is a nice chicky bird. Don't we all.

not social -> stay home -> eat all day -> get fat -> no friends -> no FEMALE friends -> no relationships -> no sex -> master masturbator -> severe wrist inflammation -> no golf -> relinquishing CPC (crappy players championship) cup -> depression -> anti-social++

So I thought ...
social -> go out -> drink like fish -> get fat -> too many friends (from drinking, not fatening) -> no FEMALE friends that put out -> no relationships -> no sex -> master masturbator -> severe wrist inflammation -> no golf -> relinquishing CPC (crappy players championship) cup -> depression -> newly anti-social

Or maybe ...
anti-social -> stay in -> workout like a madman -> get buff -> meet chicks -> get FEMALE friends that want your body -> no relationships -> tons of sex -> master clit stimulator -> severe thumb and index finger inflammation -> no golf -> who cares getting tons of sex -> need counseling for too much sex -> anti-social because of being used for sex

The path is clear. Stay anti-social.

-Dude