When I'm done

When I'm done with my current project. I'm going to demand a huge fucking raise. Not ask for, demand. If they can't pay it ... I'm leaving like ASAP. I can't deal with this anymore.

My coworkers just don't have the expertise or know-how that is required to do what we are supposed to. I can't be everything ... but my resume is going to look fantastic:

Not-so-good mentor for programming staff (1)
Design Architect
C# Programmer
Solution Installer
Process Analyzer
Bug Fixer
FrontPage Admin
FTP Admin
DBA
IIS Admin
DNS Admin
Server Admin
Email Admin
Patch Installer
Report Runner
Seminar Moderator
Support Representative