That's Craptastic

Recently I've been having stomach pains. I get an upset stomach that will last for anywhere from 30 seconds to 10 minutes, and then it just vanishes, without unloading. But, when it first started, I basically would go and unload constantly. It's not fun feelin' like this!

What if I'm in public and it's not a false alarm, but I hope it goes away, and then I shit my pants!?

buddy: so it's a controllable diarhea?
dude: I think so
buddy: so 3 minutes ago you could have just shit your brains out?
buddy: but you held it in?
dude: YES
dude: and now I feel fine
buddy: and ever 20 minutes or so you feel like you REALLY have to go
dude: YES
dude: I have IBS?
buddy: You have a semen infection in your rectum.
dude: :|
buddy: ha
dude: that was a good one

Just A Cover ...

I'm about to go to bed ... and I see that this chick is online. I read her profile a few weeks ago and it made me say "WOW" ... which doesn't ever really happen. Of course I still look over online profiles, but that's beside the point.

I messaged her a few weeks ago, she messaged back, then we exchanged IM names, but never connected. So tonight I'm messaging with her, and ... I think she might be a full-time smoker :\ ...

Of course, who the fuck am I to be all against it? Well, I guess my views have changed since I was one. It's been almost 2 1/2 years since I quit, and I never want to start again. The smell really gets to me these days. I feel tight chested after a night out at the bars. I am really thankful that I was able to quit, and stay quit. So it just kinda lets me down because this chick seems super cool.

I usually won't message people who are smokers, but after looking her profile says "occasional smoker" ... probably just a cover ... for being a smoker ...

-Dude